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Skywarp: Useful?



"Please be careful! I dent easily. " Said the scared and shaking black and purple seeker trapped in stasis cuffs.  
"Quit your whining.  You wouldn't even be in these stasis cuffs if you were anywhere as clever as me. " answered the boasting blue jet.  
"But, you got stuck in a cement blob before, didn't you?"
"All part of my brilliant plan to capture that Autobot." "Why did you want the Autobot? He could have hurt us!"
"That's none of your business!" Thundercracker was tempted to knock some sense into Skywarp's processor, but decided against it for some reason.

"Now hold still, I'm going to blast these stasis cuffs. That will be much faster then trying to hack them."  
"Please, no!" Skywarp shouted. "You might blast me!"  Before Skywarp could protest anymore, Tc blasted the stasis cuffs off of him.  
"There, now you're free.  Thanks to me and my superior intellect and firepower.  Come, we must head back to that pathetic organic planet that isn't even worthy of my presence."

Tc transformed into his jet mode and headed into some random direction (he has no idea where to go).  Skywarp hesitantly transformed and headed behind him.  "What if we get lost? We might never be able to make it there.  We might be lost forever!"
"Please, I will guide us there without a problem" Skywarp whimpered, as yet another thought entered his processor.  
"But-but-but Megatron might get us if he finds us on Earth!"
"Hah! Megatron is no match for me! I'll easily defeat him." Skywarp still didn't feel better.  In fact, it made him even more scared thinking about Megatron, and what he might to do him.




After solar cycles of traveling across space, Skywarp and Thundercracker finally made it to Earth.  Well, Earth's moon anyway.  
As they headed straight for a giant ship wreck, they transformed into their robot modes upon landing.  Tc immediately waltzed straight for the tear in the hull that acted as the doorway, while Skywarp stayed directly behind him, afraid that something might suddenly jump out and attack him. The ship alone in its size and all of its spikes and symbols scared him as it was. Being paranoid that something from way up there might fall on him didn't help.

Just as they made it to the entrance, Slipstream (the only Starscream clone that's a femme) came out of a corner, forcing Tc to come to a sudden halt and Skywarp to abruptly hit him.  Skywarp let out a small whimper as he looked to the side of Tc to see what made him stop.
  
"Please don't do that, I dent easily."  
"Of course you do coward." said the femme in a harsh tone.
"Now I don't know about you, but last I checked, you two got sucked into a space bridge with an Autobot in a cement blob." Tc glared at her. Why couldn't anybody let that go?  
"How did you find your way back here?"
"Thanks to my superior navigation skills of course." Tc pointed at himself and smirked, trying to look like a supreme leader. (He likes to say 'superior' a lot, doesn't he?)  
"W-where is everyone?"
"The other clones got caught by the Elite guard"
"And that second best that is no where as good as me?"
"His head fell off and fell into the space bridge."
"Wha-wha-what about Megatron?" Slipstream was starting to get very annoyed with Skywarp, and he hadn't been here that long. She was starting to wonder if Starscream was ever that way, all cowardly and afraid of every single little thing. She came up with a quick idea to get him to leave her alone for a bit.  
"He's...Right behind you!" She pointed to behind both of the clones as Skywarp screamed and Tc turned around with his null-ray cannons armed, ready to be blasted at the leader of the 'cons that wasn't even there.
Skywarp didn't even bother to turn around.  He just offlined his optics tried to shield himself by putting his arms over his head.  A nanoclick later, he was enveloped in a blue sphere.  Then it and Skywarp just Disappeared.  Both Tc and Slipstream were stunned. 
 "Okay.  What just happened?" asked TC.  
"I thought you would know, egomaniac." TC just turned his head to her and glared at her again.

The blue sphere reappeared far outside of the ship, a direct beeline from where Skywarp previously was.  Still holding his arms in a useless effort to shield himself, he hardly noticed what had just happened.  At least until he onlined his optics again and saw that he was inside of the sphere.  
"Ah! Get me out of here! Please!"
TC and Slipstream merely looked at him confounded as they were trying to figure out what was going on.  
Seconds later, the sphere disappeared into nothingness.  
Skywarp clasped his servos together while turning his head left and right, worried to see if there was anything else that might hurt him. He was doing it so quick it looked like it might give him a processor-ache.  

"Hmm." Thought Slipstream.  
"I think he just transwarped!"
"My brilliant processor has deduced that Skywarp might have just transwarped!" cried Tc, pointing his finger up like a light-bulb lit up.  Slipstream crossed her arms trying to ignore what TC just did.  Then, she had an idea.  
"Believe it or not, but I think he's actually useful! And I now just what to do with him and that uh, transwarp power he has."  
"He doesn't even deserve those powers.  I should have those transwarp powers! I am more worthy of such things!"
Slipstream held her audio receptors trying to ignore Tc's rant...



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